TheLostGamer
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"Future's so bright...Gotta wear shades, Jon"
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Post by TheLostGamer on Apr 8, 2005 22:38:53 GMT 1
You might be obsessed with CIMA if...
1 - You got kicked out of pottery class for making majesties instead of following the teacher's instructions. 2 - You've memorized the names of all the bosses in the game. 3 - You have several Ark/Ivy posters in your room. 4 - You have sent so many letters to Natsume begging for a CIMA sequel that they know you by name. 5 - You wrote, directed, or starred in "CIMA: The Musical". 6 - You wrote, directed and starred in "CIMA: The Musical". 7 - You've never heard of "CIMA: The Musical" before, but now that you have, you HAVE TO SEE IT. 8 - You've written a CIMA fanfic that's over 50 pages long. 9 - You cry when you think of Jester. 10 - You spend hours pondering what Ark and Ivy's last names are. 11 - You made a hack of the game, just so the spelling and grammar errors could be corrected. 12 - Whenever someone calls the game "CIMA", you lecture them on how it is really "CIMA: The Enemy". 13 - You've built minature replicas of most of the dungeons 14 - Your idea of hell involves never finding out what the Base is. 15 - You have a website dedicated to figuring out what the Base is, which includes over 30 theories (with pictures). 16 - You didn't go to Senior Prom because you wanted to finish the Cold Snow dungeon "just one more time". 17 - You know the exact number of CIMA you have to kill to destroy the CIMA nest in the lower/left part of the second floor in the beginning dungeon. 18 - You have a "Village of Rooda" T-shirt. 19 - You get in debates over whether or not Sawma could defeat Falcken. 20 - You wonder if Genox and Elvira are dating each other. 21 - You wish that you could date Genox or Elvira. 22 - You can't decide if you want to see Ark hook up with Ivy or Philis. 23 - You wonder why no one has an even numbered weight on the weight screen. 24 - You curse at Vanrose when he expresses distrust in Ark. 25 - You wear an eyepatch just so you can look more like Pike.
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Post by SinReVi on Apr 9, 2005 15:11:03 GMT 1
26 - you spent 20 minutes looking at the word decimals 27 - you start humming CIMA music everywhere without reason 28 - There hasn't been any other game than CIMA The Enemy in your GBA/GBA SP/Nintendo DS/Gameboy Player for a long while. 29 - You get mad at people at school because they confused CIMA with Lufia. 30 - You got dreams about CIMA The Enemy 31 - You start wondering if CIMA exists in real life 32 - You start wondering if there's another world
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TheLostGamer
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Post by TheLostGamer on Apr 10, 2005 7:38:30 GMT 1
33 - Your reaction to #28 was "Woah, you can put other games in there? 34 - You had a pair of CIMA underpants custom-made just for you. 35 - You haven't changed out of those custom-made CIMA underpants ever since you first put them on. 36 - When responding to questions, you first stop and ask yourself, "Hmmm...what would Ark say?" 37 - You buy a copy of "Raiders of the Lost Ark", and are disappointed when you find out it has nothing to do with Ark. 38 - You work hard to get into Harvard because it's an Ivy league school, and are disappointed when you find out it has nothing to do with Ivy. 39 - You assign names of characters from CIMA to your family members and use them so often that you've forgotten what their real names are. 40 - You check an atlas to see if the Village of Rooda or Ark and Ivy Town really exist. 41 - You travel to San Francisco to see the Golden Gate Bridge, only to be disappointed when you learn that it has nothing to do with CIMA. 42 - You order old editions of "Nintendo Power" just to see the ads for CIMA. 43 - You buy a magic wand with the intention of shooting pink fire from it. 44 - Your motto is "Always protect everybody". 45 - You have made up different voices for all the characters in CIMA, on the odd chance that they'll make an animated show out of it and hire you to play one of the characters. 46 - When you're mad at someone, you call them an "amateur" or an "ignorant lout". 47 - You've beaten the game countless times before, but you still wet your pants with joy when you see the ending. 48 - You have taken sprites of the people who are at the train station at the end of the game, and have spent many hours staring at the sprites, wondering who these people are. 49 - Wherever you go, you spontaneously start chanting "CIMA! CIMA! CIMA!". 50 - You can name all of the characters in CIMA, know how many people live in the Village of Rooda and know which dungeon number Dancing Dragon is, but you can't remember your phone number.
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Post by SinReVi on Apr 10, 2005 11:22:14 GMT 1
51 - Your MP3-Player is filled with music of CIMA the Enemy. 52 - you wonder why enemies in other games can go out their room 53 - you're going to do everything on this list 54 - you wonder why the big fish in the zoo can't float in the air. 55 - you want the CIMA sign that was on the E3 ( img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/CIMA-The-Enemy/miscellaneous/bord.bmp ) 56 - You don't want to meet girls named Elvira 57 - You watched the trailer 29047535 times to see the pre-release movies to see what the differences are 58 - you wonder if there was going to be a multiplayer in the game because Ivy had HP in bossbattles too 59 - You have a save in the beginning, so you can see the fight between Pike and Jester anytime 59 - you want to be a Gate Guardian when you grow up 60 - you think stones are Majesties 61 - you think you can make stuff with those stones 62 - you get mad at Never-Land Co. because they're developing all games except the next CIMA games.
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TheLostGamer
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Post by TheLostGamer on Apr 15, 2005 1:54:42 GMT 1
63 - You set up a secret operation to steal the CIMA sign from #55. 64 - You legally change your name to Jester R., even if you're female. 65 - You check the CIMA RPG twice daily to see if there are any updates. 66 - Last Halloween, you went as Rick. 67 - You stab yourself in the eye so you have an excuse to wear an eyepatch like Pike. 68 - You write long love letters to Shelley before remembering she doesn't really exist. 69 - You don't remember she doesn't really exist and try to send the love letters, which really confuses your mailman. 70 - Your mailman isn't confused when you try to send letters to CIMA characters because you've been doing it for so long.
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Post by AgentBlueMajesty on Apr 18, 2005 19:43:08 GMT 1
haha, these are funny ;D
71 - You are afraid to go on a train because you think you'll be killed by CIMA
72 - You're afraid to go on a train because you think it might actually be a CIMA
73 - You look up into the sky and expect to see a floating garden
74 - You send your younger siblings (or just small children) into dangerous situations to find treasure
75 - You ask the old man down the street to upgrade your items
76 - You expect your teacher to be killed by a guy with a sword
77 - You draw little pictures of majesties on your school notes (I've actually done this several times).
78 - You dye your hair pink
79 - You are afraid to go to the park because you think you'll be attacked by pidgeons.
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TheLostGamer
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"Future's so bright...Gotta wear shades, Jon"
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Post by TheLostGamer on Apr 20, 2005 6:22:55 GMT 1
80 - You spend six hours a day playing CIMA, and realize you need to manage your time better so you can spend more time playing CIMA. 81 - You get pysched for science class because you're going to learn about bases. 82 - You tell your career counselor that you plan on become one of the Six Stars. 83 - You build a life-size Ivy out of clay, and take her to the prom. 84 - You try to convince the mayor to legally change your town's name to "Village of Rooda". 85 - When you see a spider, you run screaming, "HELP! HELP! ELVIRA IS HERE TO KILL ME!!!" 86 - You read all the storybooks in the library, trying to find the one Genox mentioned in his dungeon. 87 - You build complex analyses of the various dungeons to figure out the different styles that the different CIMA builders use. 88 - On several occasions, you have lost a boss battle because you were too busy dancing to the music to play the game. 89 - You have spent weeks on end trying to resonate with a majesty-shaped rock. 90 - You gave everyone you know a copy of CIMA as a Christmas present for the past three years. 91 - You spend more time talking to CIMA characters than you do talking to real people. 92 - You think Rick looks sexy in that hat. 93 - If it snows outside, you ask, "Can we build a snowman?" 94 - You sneeze and look around suspiciously, trying to figure who was saying something mean about you. 95 - When the song "Like Mike" plays on the radio, you sing it as "Like Pike". 96 - You are well-known for throwing hours-long "CIMA rants". 97 - When someone does something nice for you, you tell them that your trust for them went up plus one. 98 - You have twelve seperate CIMA-related tattoos. 99 - You're ready to marry Diana if she decides to dump Rick again. 100 - You search your backyard, trying to find teleport traps. 101 - You know that, during the in-between dungeon stays on the Blue Creek, you can go out the back exit of the train to see how much the pioneers trust you. (this is true, by the way) 102 - You wonder who the other Six Stars/Crimson Nine are. 103 - You force everyone to call you "The Grand CIMA Master".
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Post by SinReVi on Apr 20, 2005 15:52:52 GMT 1
104 - You wonder why the gardens in your city stay on the ground and are not floating 105 - You doodle pics of Ark, Ivy and Jester in your maths work. 106 - You dreamed that you had a Jester-plushie, and when you woke up you wished that you really had one. 107 - You throw meteors at glass... and get surprised that the glass breaks.
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TheLostGamer
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Post by TheLostGamer on May 15, 2005 3:56:12 GMT 1
108 - You have a list of catchphrases to use while playing CIMA (ie. "It's time for decimation!) 109 - You are confused when you meet a girl named Ivy whose hair isn't blue. 110 - Natsume had a restraining order put on you because you stormed their headquarters so often, asking about the next CIMA game. 111 - You intend to set up an expedition to find the location of the Village of Rooda. 112 - You see a flower and run away screaming about how it is Elvira in disguise, trying to kill you. 113 - You have sketches of what Doug/Ileyda's daughter looks like. 114 - You write to the local television station, asking for them to make a CIMA-themed TV show. 115 - You want to become a king, just so you can have a Jester. 116 - You want to become a king, just so everyone can call you "Your Majesty". 117 - Your favorite sport is baseball.
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Post by SinReVi on May 17, 2005 16:27:13 GMT 1
118 - You wonder why there are so many houses in your city, the Village of Rooda has only 2 houses.
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Post by SinReVi on May 27, 2005 23:50:49 GMT 1
119 - You ask your teacher if you can play CIMA during the lessons.
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Post by SinReVi on Jun 16, 2005 16:41:03 GMT 1
120 - You think that when your father is acting strange that he is Genox in disguise.
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Post by AgentBlueMajesty on Jun 16, 2005 21:11:17 GMT 1
121 - When you pester people to try to get them to go into their "true form."
122 - When you play Advance Wars 2 and think that Colin is a younger version of the conductor from CIMA (meh, if you've played AW2 you'd get it)
123 - When you write a CIMA fanfic that takes place after The Enemy because they won't make a sequel.
124 - When you hear the word "Neverland," you think it has to do with CIMA.
125 - You play as Ivy in Soul Calibur but wonder why she doesn't have blue hair and a gun.
126 - You play Fire Emblem (GBA) and think that Raven is Ark (Those guys look exactly alike too @_@)
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Post by SinReVi on Jun 24, 2005 11:04:30 GMT 1
127 - When you start to think that dragons belong to a person who has read too many storybooks.
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Post by AgentBlueMajesty on Jun 24, 2005 11:14:49 GMT 1
128 - you fight dragons in other video games, but keep dieing and wondering why swords don't fall down for you.
129 - *Spoilers*...............You tell everyone that you are the plug and can open the Singularity despite their strange glances.
130 - You try to find the Chipeya (sp?) mountains on a map.
131 - You try to find the Chipeya mountains on a map but then are convinced that the gate guardians are trying to hide the location of their labs so you go out to find them yourself.
132 - When you're on a train, you try to have a conversation with the conductor.
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