CIMA The Enemy Rewritten

[SinReVi]

CIMA The Enemy Rewritten!

*The continent of Altran. Jillani Region, Northwest 40 km. 130 meters under the Chipeya Mountains.*

*Jester and Esswood are at an elevator*

Jester: I didn't realize this mine was so deep, Chief Esswood.
Esswood: Oh? Do you know how deep this mine really is?!
Jester: No.
Esswood: Then I'll show you how deep this mine is! *throws Jester of the elevator*

Jester:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!*falls at the ground*

*the elevator landed*
Esswood: So! Now you know how deep this mine is!
Jester: GRRR! And now I'll show you the strenght of my fist!*runs after Esswood*
Esswood: Hohoho merry Christmas!...Uh... I mean Hohoho don't run after me! That's dangerous!*runs away*
Jester: RAAAAAAAAAH!*follows Esswood*

researcher: Hey! Stop! You are not allowed to run here!

Esswood: Who cares! I don't want to be killed by Jester!
Jester: I was almost dead thanks to Esswood!

Esswood: Open up!
Guards: No, sir!
Esswood: Whaaat?!*jumps over the Guards*
Jester: Uh...*jumps over the Guards*

*later in a room with Majesties*
Jester: Oooooh so much Majesties!
Esswood: Yeah and??? We have to open the Singularity!
Jester:.... Say...you aren't going to kill me with that Singularity thing?!
Esswood:.... Hey that's a good idea!
Jester: NOOOOOOOOOO!

*later*
*Altran Continent Eastwick Region 14 pioneers of the first immigration group are heading west to the land they have never seen...*

*everyone is in the Blue Creek*
Ark: Lalalala lalala lalalalalaaaaaa ...... LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*dances in the train*
Ivy: Shut up! I don't like to work with amateurs!
Ark: Who is the amateur here?! Well not me! Haha!
Ivy: I am not the amateur, so who is the amateur here?
Ark: Uh... I am not the amateur here, you are not the amateur, so that means that Jester is the amateur!

Jester: *comes in* Who called me an amateur?!
Ark: Eheheheh... that was the wind!
Jester: Oh ok...*walks away*

Ivy: Phew.
Ark: See? Jester is an amateur! He believes everything I say!
Jester: *comes back* I HEARD THAT!
*Ark throws some sleeppowder at Jester*
Jester: *sleeping* ZZZZZzzzzZZzZZZzzZZZZZzZ!

*later*
Ark:*dances again* Ladadaadaaalllaalalaaalalaaaaaaaaaaa!
*the whole train shakes*
Ivy: ARK?! Are you dancing again?! The whole train is shaking!
Ark: That was not me! That was a very big Gate!

*the train slowed down*
Ivy: It is your fault! If you didn't dance so much we wouldn't slow down!
Ark: That was not me! That was a very big Gate!
Ivy: Really? let's go to the conductor!

Claude: Hello guys! There is nothing wrong except that there is a very big Gate for the train! Go and tell Jester!
Ark: OK!

*Ark and Ivy went to Jester*
Jester: ZZZZzzZZZzzzZzz
Ark: Oh shoot! He is still sleeping!

*the train stopped*
Jester:*woke up*This looks like the Gate World!
Ivy: O yay! I mean how boring!

*a portal appeared*
Jester: Let's go into the first dungeon!

*later in Beginning World*
Jester: Alright! Ark, Ivy. You two are going to lead the pioneers to a safe place! Any questions?
Ark: Yes! why are you wearing black clothes?
Jester: Because we are going to the graveyard!
Ivy: Who is dead?
Jester: I AM! *kills himself*

Vanrose: Oh great! We just lost our strongest member!
Ark: Nah... he isn't that strong. He is a member of the Six Stars! the Six weakest amateur Gate Guardians there are!
Vanrose: No, the Six Stars are the six best Gate Guardians there are!
Ark: Couldn't you say that earlier?!
Ivy: Anyways, we should bring you to a safe place!
Vanrose: I don't trust you!

Ivy: *with a gun in her hand*MOVE!NOW!OR I KILL YOU!
Everyone inclusive Ark: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!*they run to the last floor*

Pike: .............
Ark: Hey, who are you!?
Pike: .............
Ark:Why don't you say something?
Pike:.............beep.............
*Pike falls at the ground*
Ark: Huh?!
Ivy: Something is not right about this...O well, let's go out this dungeon! I can see the exit already!

voice of Pike: Grrr! I never can go on holiday!
*the real Pike warps in*
Pike: Grr! Stupid robot!*throws the fake Pike away*

Ark: Who are you?!
Pike: Pike Nighttrap is the name!
Ark: P-Pike?! Not Pike of the Crimson Nine huh!?
Pike: I AM Pike of the Crimson Nine!
Ark: EEEEEEK!*runs to the pioneers with Ivy*

Pike: .......hum.....Where is Jester?! I must kill him!
Vanrose: He just killed himself!
Pike: What?! That's great news! I must celebrate this!

*a few minutes later*
Pike: Layayayayalalalaladadadadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Hmmm... I need music!
*Pike goes away and comes back with a stereo installation*
music:*It is Pike's voice on the music* PIKEEEEEEEE IS THE WINNEEEEEEEEEER, JESTER IS THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!
Pike: *singing* I WOOOOOOOOOOOOOON AND I DIDN'T DO A SINGLE THIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!

Emmy: Waaaaah! I am scared! He can't sing!
Halley: Please let him stop singing!

Pike:*singing* I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM THE STRONGEEEEEEEEEEST CIMA OF THE WHOOOOOOOOOOLE WOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRLD!

Rick: Yaaaaaaagh!* hides behind Diana* I want to get out of here!

Ark: Alright people! If we don't get out of here soon, we will be deaf!
Ivy: Quick come here and follow us!
Pike: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.......WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL AAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OF YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!
the pioneers: WHAAAT ARE YOU SAYING ARK AND IVY?! WE CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING BECAUSE PIKE SINGS SO LOUD!
Ark: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
The Pioneers: WE CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING BECAUSE PIKE SINGS SO LOUD!
Ark: SORRY,BUT I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING BECAUSE PIKE SINGS SO LOUD!

Ivy: Just stop the talking and let's go out!

Pike:*is jumping up and down* WOOOOOOOOOHOOOO! NOW IT IS TIME TO GO ON HOLIDAY, OH YAY OH YAY OH YAAAAAAAAY!

*the dungeon is starting to collaps because Pike was jumping up and down*
Ivy:Uh oh...
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

*later*
*Ark and Ivy are by the Blue Creek*
Ivy: Hey! Where are the others?!
Ark: I have no idea! Maybe they're dead?
Ivy: Nah, I don't think they're dead!

*a train track falled at Ark's head*
Ark: My head huuuuuuuuuuurts!*puts the train track in the Blue Creek*

*a portal appeared*
Ark: Maybe somebody is in that dungeon!
Ivy: Yeah duh! of course somebody is in that dungeon! It would be useless for the CIMA to build a dungeon without putting somebody in it!
Ark: Blahblah let's stop talking and go in the dungeon!

*They went into the dungeon called Silver Snow*
Ark: Brrr it is so cold here!
Ivy: That's because of all that snow!
Ark: No wonder that they called this place Silver Snow!
Halley: Hahah, how funny!
Ark: Ivy! Your voice is strange!
Ivy: That was not me! That was Halley!
...
Ark and Ivy:...HALLEY?!...HALLEY! WE SAVE YOU!

Halley: HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Ark: Don't worry! Uncle Ark is gonna save you!
Halley: HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Ivy: *walks to Halley* Halley, are you ok?
Halley: Yeah, but where is grandpa Ark?!

Ark: *is stucked in the snow* BRRMHMHMHFF....!!!!(translation: WHO CALLED ME A GRANDPA!?)
some CIMA near Ark:Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way!
Ivy: Hold on Ark! *defeats the CIMA*

*later*
Ark: Couldn't you save me faster Ivy?!
Ivy: No!
Halley: Where are the other people?!
Ark: Eh... We'll find them soon! But you have to help us!
Halley: OK!

*Ark, Ivy and Halley found an almost collapsing bridge*
Ark: Who is gonna cross this bridge?! Not me!
Ivy: I'll go!
Ark: No not you! You are too fat!
Ivy: %$#%$^!!!!!!!!!!GRRRR! I AM NOT FAT!
Ark: You are really FAT!

Halley:*has already crossed the bridge* Hey look! I found a key!*walks back to Ivy and Ark*
*Ark and Ivy aren't listening to Halley*
Ivy: I AM NOT FAT!
Ark: Oh yes you are!
Ivy: But I am not as fat as you!
Ark: We'll see that later!
Ivy: Just skip this whole bridge thing!
Ark: FINE!

*later if the group reached the last floor*
Ark: Oh great! This giant door blocks our way!
Ivy:Maybe we need a key?!
Ark: I don't have a key!
...
Ark: Let's make the door explode!*gets some bombs*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!* the bombs exploded and the door is still around*
Halley: eh.. I have the key!
Ivy: Couldn't you say that earlier?!
Ark: Whaaat?! Give here that key!*grabs the key from Halley and opens the door*

*Ark and Ivy went in the room*
Ark: What a nice empty room!
*Genox warps in*
Genox: What is a better thing to fill this room than my beautiful Bruton?*Genox disapears*

*Bruton warps in*
*Bruton runs through the whole room*
Ark: He is fast man!
Bruton: Huff...puff... I need to eat!*goes to the snackbar*
*Genox warps in again*
Genox: Huh? I can't remember I build a snackbar in this dungeon!!!!

*there came some thunder in the room*

Ark: What is that?
Genox: just ignore that. Ehm... ok we were talking about that I couldn't remember that I build a snackbar in this dungeon!

*Another Builder CIMA came in the room, it was Elvira*

Elvira: You probably build that snackbar while you were sleeping! You always get hungry when you're asleep!
Genox: Hey! That's not true!
Elvira: Pike won't be very happy with your stupid actions!
Genox: Uh-oh...

*meanwhile by Pike*
Pike: Oh what a brilliant idea! Putting a snackbar in a dungeon! I'm going to do that in my own dungeon!

*and back by Silver Snow*
Elvira: Hurry up and get out of here!
Genox: Yippee!
Ark: Wait!!! Don't run away on us!
*Genox runs away with Elvira*

Ark: What a fast runner...!
Ivy: Yeah...

TO BE CONTINUED...

[AgentBlueMajesty]

lol, very nice. A bit crazy, but that's what you must've wanted.

[SinReVi]

that's what I wanted indeed

[Dran]

Snackbar...If I made a dungeon, I'd have a snackbar at one point where I could chat with the hero and offer a sub sandwich. Yeah.

[TheLostGamer]

Sub sandwich? Gee, I don't know...I'd expect a snack bar to have bowls of snacks/goodies like candies and jello molds. After all, it's a snack bar.

But maybe that's part of the dastardly plan. Offer the hero a sub sandwich, and he spends the rest of his time wondering why there are sub sandwiches at the snack bar. Then while he's busy wondering about that, you smack him upside the head with the sub sandwich and defeat him!

[Dran]

Hardened sub sandwiches being whacked on those eating lunch is a high casualty rate indeed.
Maybe pretzels too. Then the hero can choke on them. Then you could offer a glass of water. A poisoned glass of water. Then he drinks it and, plop!
You win and can take a deserved vacation, not to mention a promotion and a payraise!

[SinReVi]

*Halley came in the room*
Halley: Hellooooooooo? Are we going to do something?I'm bored!
Ivy: Let's go!
Ark: Alright!

*they leaved the dungeon and went to the Blue Creek*
Halley: Hey! Where are mom dad and Emmy?
Ark: Don't worry! We'll find everybody!
Halley: How can I trust you?
Ark: Uh..bye bye...*runs to the exit of the Blue Creek*

*Ark was stopped by Ivy*
Ivy: Stop! I have to learn something about Majesties! I know you've been sleeping in class anyway!
Ark: But those lectures are so boring!
Ivy: No, the teacher was boring!

Ivy: Um...Who was our teacher again?
Ark: I forgot...All I can remember is that he was an amateur!

*a scary sound louded through the Blue Creek*

Ark:W-W-W-What was t-that?!?!?

very scary shadowy ghost: YOU CALLED ME AN AMATEUR AGAIN!

Ark: Hey! You're not scary! You are Jester The Amateur!
Jester: No I am NOT an amateur, you hear that?!
Ark: No Pike made me deaf!
Jester: Yeah sure!
Ivy: Uh...guys... let's just skip the whole Majesty thing!
Ark: Ok..... And Jester is still an amateur!

*Ark, Ivy, Halley and walked outside*

*a train track falled falled at Jester and a portal appeared*
Jester: EEEEEEEYAAAAAAAA! That doesn't hurt because I am already dead!
Ark: AAAGH!*throws the train track in the Blue Creek*
Halley: Please, let's hurry up!
Ivy: ok.
Ark: Yes, but that amateur called Jester is not going with us!
Jester: Hey!%^#%@$# What do I get if I go away?
Ark: Uh... the key of my house!
Jester: Hmm... ok, deal!
*Ark gives the key to Jester*
Jester: Byebye!*fades away*

*Ark,Ivy and Halley entered the next dungeon, Lost Forest*

[SinReVi]

*and they walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked until they saw Vanrose in the circus*
Ark: Look! It is Vanrose in a circus!
Vanrose: Hey!*dances on a ball* Did you know that I can dance too?
Ark: No! Come out that circus! It's dangerous!
Vanrose: Nono...there's nothing dangerous about dancing on a ball!
Ivy: But it is dangerous when there is a CIMA nest near you!
Vanrose: Whaaaaaaaaat? GET ME OUT OF HERE!*jumps of the ball and runs out the circus* SOMEBODY! ACTIVATE THE BRIDGE!

Ark: How do you think we are gonna do that?
Ivy: How should I know?
Ark: Well, I am sure we don't have to use that switch over there! *points at a switch*

*Halley was by the switch*
Halley: I wonder what will happen if I hit this?
Ark: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!IF YOU HIT IT, THEN...
*Halley hits the switch*
Ark: ...THEN THE CIRCUS WILL EXPLODE!
*KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
*the circus exploded and Vanrose falled in front of Ark and Ivy*
Vanrose: Hmm... I am not sure if I should thank you now.....(silence)..... Ah I know! I will not thank you!

*meanwhile by Ark's house*
Jester: So! I have the keys of Ark's house! Now what shall I do with it? Hmm.
...
Jester: I will go in Ark's house ofcourse!*goes into Ark's house*

*a book lies before Jester*
Jester: Hmm, what's this? "The Record Book, written by Ark J."
*Jester opens the book*

Jester: Let's see what's in the book!

"The most perfect human in the world: Ark J
The best dancer in the world: Ark J
The coolest person in the world: Ark J
The smartest person in the world: Ark J
The best Gate Guardian in the world: Ark J
The best swordfighter in the world: Ark J
The biggest amateur in the world: Jester R"

Jester: What?! How dares he! Grr!

*Later by Ark*
Ivy: How the hell are we gonna pass this?!
Ark: Hmm...
Vanrose: Let's do a race "Who-is-the-fastest-by-the-last-room?"!

*Vanrose runs away*
Ivy: Hey! That is dangerous!
*Ivy runs after Vanrose*

*Vanrose and Ivy walked in a Teleport Trap*
Ark: oh no!...
Halley: I hope they're dead.
Ark: What did you say?!
Halley: My favourite color is red!
Ark: Anyways, we should look for them!

*by Ivy and Vanrose*
Vanrose: Wh-what happened...?
Ivy: You were so stupid to hold a race and then walk into a Teleport Trap!

[SinReVi]

Vanrose: Anyway, I am going away. We can't stay here our whole life!
*Vanrose walks at the bridge*
Ivy: Wait! Mr. Vanrose... Where are you going?!
Vanrose: Somewhere in this dungeon!
Ivy: I'll folow you!
Vanrose: BLAGH!
*Ivy comes at the bridge too*
Ivy: Should we turn back...?
Vanrose: I always turn back! Backwards!
*Vanrose walks back and falls of the bridge*
*Vanrose hangs in a tree*
Vanrose: YIOAIAOAAAAAAAAUGHGBLAAAAAAAH!
Ivy: Looks like Vanrose could use some help...
*a giant Piyon with wings lands on Vanrose's head*
Vanrose: HELP! Save me before it poisons me!
Ivy: Um... what did Jester say....
Vanrose: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Ivy: No no no... Jester didn't say that...
Giant Piyon with Wings: Lalala I am the strongest Piyon in the world!
Vanrose: Mommy! ... Wait, my mommy is on earth! HEEEEEEEELP!
Ivy: Oh yeah! Now I remember what Jester said: "ALWAYS PROTECT EVERYBODY!" *kills the giant Piyon with wings and gets Vanrose out the tree*
Vanrose: No thanks for you!
*Ivy and Vanrose go to the place with the switch*
Vanrose: Let's wait for my "best" friend Ark the Loser!
Ivy: Alright!

*meanwhile by Ark and Halley*
Halley: Ivy and the old man really are lost...
Ark: Oh I didn't know that Vanrose was so old... He is only 31!
Halley: Oh, I thought he was 310!

[Dran]

Very wacky and very good so far!

[SinReVi]

Vanrose: I HEARD THAT!
Halley: No you haven't! You are too far away to hear me!!!
Vanrose: OH YEAH?
Halley: YEAH! YOU SHOULD SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HEAR ME!

Halley: I hope Vanrose is not alright!
Ark: I'm sure he is not alright with Ivy. Her personality might be easy to handle, but you can't depend on her in battle.
Halley: Really?
Ark: Yes.

*later*

*Ark and Halley find Ivy and Vanrose*
Ark: Ivy! Vanrose! Are you OK?!
Ivy: It took you long enough!
Ark: Hey? Aren't you happy to see me?
Ivy: We don't have time for all that mushy stuff. Just hurry up and throw that switch already!

Halley: Ark! Are you sure that Ivy's personality is easy to handle?
Ark: Did I say that? I meant that her personality is hard to handle.

Ivy: Hey! What are you two whispering about?
Ark: Nothing at all! Just sit tight.

*Ark hits the switch and goes to Ivy and Vanrose*

Ark: So you both are OK? No injuries?
Ivy: Of course no! I hope you didn't get Halley hurt...
Ark: Halley is alright except that he is not here.
Ivy: WHAT? Where did he go?!
Ark: He went to the last floor!

*Ark, Ivy and Vanrose go to the last floor*
Ark: How did Halley open the door without the key? Never mind, let's just get him!
*Halley is watering two flowers with crazy faces*
Moonflow and Sanfraw: Mooooore water!
*Elvira warps in*
Elvira: MOONFLOW! SANFRAW! I didn't call you yet! Go away!
*Moonflow and Sanfraw go away*

*Ark and Ivy walk in*
*Halley walks out of the field*

Ark: *sees Elvira* You were in the other dungeon too!
Elvira: My name is Elvira. Don't forget. For the little time left you're alive, that is! Ha ha ha!!...
Ark: I bet you're no stronger than Genox!
Elvira: Uh... no comments. Let's start the fight already!

*Elvira warps away and Moonflow and Sanfraw appear*
*Moonflow and Sanfraw start jumping around*
Ark: What a funny flowers!
Moonflow: ... *shoots at Ark*
Ark: Hey! not fair!
Sanfraw: *shoots too*
Ark: HEY!

Ivy:*takes out her pistol* *tries shooting at the two flowers but nothing happens*
Ivy: Hey! I thought that you can never run out of bullets in this game?!
*Halley walks in with a pistol*
Ark: HALLEY! You're too young for pistols!
Halley: But it is a waterpistol!
Ark: Oh.

Halley: Hey flowers! You can get this waterpistol full of WATER if you go away!
Moonflow and Sanfraw: Okay! Elvira always forgets to water us!*they take the pistol and go away*

*Elvira warps in*
Elvira: Wha...Weak...No wonder Genox survived. I see now! That's why Pike...
Ark: Stop mumbling to yourself! Get ready to die!
Elvira: Wait a second!
Ark: What? Hurry up.
Elvira: I... just remembered something I had to do! I gotta go...!
Ark: ......
Elvira: Sorry about this! I really have to um... bake a cake for Pike's birthday! Bye now!...
*Elvira runs away*

Ark: They're Pike's underlings, right?
Ivy: probably. That one must have been a builder CIMA too... Only builder CIMA can join the higher ranks, you see.
Ark: But the builder CIMA don't look too impressive. Or... maybe they're trying to trick us into letting our guard down.
Ivy: Let's just be extra careful.
Ark: I agree.

*Vanrose walks in*
Vanrose: "Protect everyone," eh?
Ark: What? Did you say something?
Vanrose: No, I only opened my mouth and a sound came out! Let's go.
Ark: Alright.
*everyone exits the dungeon and goes into the Blue Creek*

Vanrose: How do we get out of this world?
Ark: The only way is to get through this dungeon!
Vanrose: Can we do it!
Ark: Of course not!
Vanrose:...

Halley: I'm so glad we found Vanrose!
Vanrose: I wish I jumped out of the train while we were being sucked in this ridiculous Gate!

*Ark and Ivy walk outside*
*a Train Track starts falling*
Ark:Protect everybody and my head!*puts on a helmet*
*Train Track falls at Ark's toe*
Ark: AAAAAAAAAH! GRRR!

*Portal appears*
*Ark and Co. go into the next dungeon

Ark: Hey! This is a village, not a dungeon!

*Ark wants to cross a bridge*
*A youth stands next to the bridge*
Youth: This is the village of Rooda.
Ark: What? I didn't ask you anything...
Youth: This is the village of Rooda.
Ark: I know. You just told me that! But why put a village here?
Youth: This is the village of Rooda.
Ark: I heard you the first time!...
Youth: This is the village of Rooda.
Ark: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Youth: This is the village of Rooda.
Ark: Have you nothing better to do?!
Youth: This is the village of Rooda.
Ivy: Ark, it's no use. let's go.
Ark: Yeah, you're right.
(silence)
Youth: This is the village of Rooda.

*Ark and Ivy cross the bridge*
*There are two small houses and one very big one*

Ark:*Walks through the little village and stops in front of the big building*
Ark: Hey! this looks like a casino! *goes in*

*There is a slotmachine inside*
Ark: How does this thing work?
Youth: Insert one Majesty!
Ark: Ok! Thanks! *inserts a Majesty**nothing happens*
Youth: Insert one Majesty!
Ark: Again? Oh ok then!*inserts another Majesty**nothing happens*
Youth: Insert one Majesty!
Ark: How long is this going to take? *inserts another Majesty**nothing happens*
Youth: Insert one Majesty!
Ark: Yeah, I know that I have to insert a Majesty!*inserts a Majesty**nothing happens*

*474 Majesties later*
Ark: I give up!
Youth: Insert one Majesty!
Ark:*leaves the casino*

Ivy: Aha! There you are!
Ark: ...
Ivy: Hey? Where are our Majesties?
Ark: Uh... I lost them!
Ivy: You fool! Now we can't make any items!

Youth: Go talk to the Mayor in the park. Something horrible has happened.
Ivy: Why do we have to hear about it?
Youth: Go talk to the Mayor in the park. Something horrible has happened.

*they go to the mayor*

Mayor: Welcome travelers! We have been waiting!
Ark: We're not really travelers, just...
Mayor: There's a legend in this villagë "When the red moon sinks 3 times, a hero will come". Today is that day!
Ark: A "red moon"...? I don't see any such thing...! And what the heck is a "villagë"?
Mayor: How should I know? Ask Natsume, they spelled it that way! Well, heroes, are you going to save the maiden from the fire-breathing dragon?
Ark: Just wait a second...
Ivy: Ark, maybe we should just go on to the next town?
Ark: I think you're right! ... But wait! There is no next town!
Ivy: I don't know what CIMA was thinking when they created this town...
Ark: You're right. It's weird the way everybody repeats themselves...
Mayor: Wait, heroes! You can't just abandon the maiden!
Ark: Sorry, but we've got to be going...
Mayor: But the maiden is a girl named Emmy!

[SinReVi]

Ark: What!?!
Halley: Emmy! That's my sister, Ark!
Ark: Oh no...
Ivy: I guess this village has a purpose after all...
Ark: We have to go! Where is the maiden?
Mayor: I knew you were frue...um... I mean true heroes! North of the village is the bathroom where the sacrifice awaits the dragon! Remember, you're the only ones who can save the girl!

*Ark and the others enter the real dungeon: Dragon's Dungeon Bathroom*

Ark: What a huge bathroom! And it is full of CIMA too! And there is lava and fire everywhere!
Ivy: Is he sure that this is a bathroom?
Vanrose: What kind of idiot built this bathroom-dungeon-that-looks-more-like-a-cave?
Halley: Uncle Ark! Please save Emmy! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ark: Ok, ok!

*they move on and find Emmy*

Ivy: Ark!
Emmy: Help!!...Mommy! Daddy! Halley!
Halley: Emmy!! Uncle Ark! Save Emmy!...













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Ivy: Hey, isn't Ark supposed to say "I will - don't worry! I promise I'll rescue her!" now?!?!
Vanrose: WHERE is Ark anyway? I don't see him!

*Ark appears behind Vanrose, Halley and Ivy*
Ark: MUWHAHAHAHHAHA TODAY IS 27 OCT AND I GOT THE FIRST COPY OF FRONTIER STORIES WHEN YOU GUYS WEREN'T LOOKING!!! HAHAHAHHAHAGHAAAA!
Emmy: Hey, I always wanted to play that! *somehow manages it to jump to Ark*
Vanrose and Halley: Let us play too!
Ark: I am not finished yet!
*Everyone starts chasing Ark*

*They run and run and run until....*

Ark: Oh no! It's a fence! And it is blocking my way! And there are two switches! One with a female sig on this side, and one with a male sign on the other side of the fence! I wonder what I have to do here?!

*Meanwhile in the battlefield, where Genox is*
Genox: Oh no! They're almost here and I don't have a boss for them yet! Hmmm.... I need ideas!
*Genox gets a "few" storybooks*
Genox: I am sure I will get a good idea after reading all those 932409377467234465324 storybooks!
*Genox starts reading the books*

Book#932409377467234465324:
"Once upon a time, there was an idiot CIMA, who called his dungeon "DRAGON'S DUNGEON BATHROOM" but there was no dragon in the dungeon..."

Genox: That story sounds familiar! Hey, why don't I make a giant dragon?!

[SinReVi]

*meanwhile in Ark's house*
*Jester throws the book away*
Jester: GRR! Ark will pay for that! Nobody calls me an amateur!
Esswood:*appears out of nowhere* AMATEUR!
Jester: Oh yeah? Esswood A.... That must stand for "ESSWOOD AMATEUR"!!!! HAHAHAHHA!
Esswood: GRR!*has a fryingpan in his hand*
Jester: Uh oh! *teleports away*
Esswood: ...? What is he running away for?! He is a ghost and ghosts can't get hurt!!!

*back to Ark*

Ark: Aha! What if I put all girls on the female-switch? Yeah that should work!
*Ivy and Emmy are standing at the female-switch*
*fence moves down*
Ark: Hey! The fence is down so that means that we can go on! But now I have to put all men on the male-switch or else the fence will go up again!

*Jester the ghost warps in*
Ark: You again! AMATEUR!
Jester: Listen Ark! I have a present for y-
Ark: No!

*Halley and Vanrose walk to the male-switch*
*There is a sign saying: "DON'T PUT GHOSTS ON THIS SWITCH, OR ELSE.....!!!!!"*
Jester: Aha! I am a ghost! Ark will not like it if I'll step on the switch!
*Halley and Vanrose activate the switch*
*Jester goes to the switch too*
Jester: Hehehehheh! I don't know what will happen now, but this will be my wrath because you called me an amateur! AND because you were sleeping during my lessons! ...

*POOF*
Ark: Poof? Was that all?
voice: NO!

*Ark, Halley, Vanrose and Jester are girls now*
*Emmy and Ivy turned into boys*

: MY BODY!
: AAAAAH! I don't want to be a woman!
: Hey Emmy! I am your big sister now!
: This is scary WAAAAAAAAH!
: AAAAAAAAAH!
: This is not what I wanted!*teleports away*

*Suddenly, a Teleport Trap activates*
*Ivy and Emmy disappear*

(note: The backgrounds were supposed to be transparent, o_0 but I;ll fix that later)

[bad guy]

LOL!!!