VS Soapy Sawma!

[SinReVi]

(I am going to use this in "CIMA The enemy rewritten!".)

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*Ark and Ivy entered the room*

Ark: Hey! Nobody is in this room!
Echo: Oom-oom-oom!

*Pike warps in*
Pike: What's going on here?! Where is Sawma!? This is Sawma's dungeon and he is supposed to be here!
Ark: How should I know where Sawma is?
Pike:SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*A woman CIMA warped in*
Pike: Whaaaaaat? Mother? What are you doing here?
Pike's mother: You called me!
Pike: I said "Sawma" not "Mama"!
Pike's mother: Oh? Let's find Sawma!

Pike: SAAAAAAWMAAAAAAAAAAA COME HERE AND FIGHT WITH ARK!
Sawma: I can't!
Pike: COME HERE!
Sawma: Noooohooo! I am taking a bath!
Pike: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW BUT COME INMEDIATELY HERE!
Sawma: Hey! You don't think I'm going to fight naked!
Pike: Hmm... Aha!........Oh Sawma! If you come here you will get 100,000,000 Majesties!
Sawma: Oh booooy! I am coming!

*Sawma in his bath warps in*
Pike: Nice that's better!*gives Sawma 100,000,000 Majesties*
Pike's mother: Grrr! Pike! How dare you to give Sawma MY 100,000,000 Majesties?!
Pike: Uh-oh!*warps away*
Pike's mother: GRRR!*warps away*

Sawma in bath: Shall we go to the battle field...?

*Sawma in bath, Ivy and Ark warped to the battle field*

Sawma in bath: I shall let you have a taste of my power!

*Sawma transformed in a huge naked Ninja-Samurai in a bath*
Ark: I think this is just crazy!
Sawma in bath: Well let's start!
Ark: Okay! *gets his sword*

Sawma in bath: Yikes! There is soap in my eye!*throws the soap on the ground*
Ivy: AAAAAAAAAAAH! I fell over the soap!
Ark: HEEEEEEEEELP! There is soap on my sword!
Sawma in bath: Huaah! I can't see a thing! *glides with his bath off the battle field*

*later, under the battle field*
Sawma in bath: I wonder where I am now... I still can't see a thing!
*Sawma washes his eye with water*
Sawma in bath: That is better! Now I can see almost everything!

man: Hey Sawma what are you doing here?
Sawma in bath: Hey man! how do you know my name?
man: That is.... because I am MASAHIDE MIYATA! The ONE AND ONLY writer of CIMA The Enemy! But somebody stole the script and changed it!
Sawma in bath: Oh okay.BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY DUNGEON!?
Masahide Miyata: Searching the person who changed the script ofcourse!
Sawma in bath: You don't really think that person is here?
Masahide Miyata: Maybe, or maybe not...

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOINK*

Masahide Miyata; What was that noise?
Sawma in bath: Which noise? i can't hear it because there is soap in my ear!
Masahide Miyata: If there is soap in your ear, how could you held that conversation with me?
Sawma in bath: Uuuhh...
Masahide Miyata: Anyaways, what was that noise?

Yasunori Shiono: My music-instruments exploded!
Tomoko Morita: Mine did too!
Yukio Nakajima: Yeah it's true! It's true! They exploded while we were testing the "Game Over" music!
Masahide Miyata: Looks like the person who changed the script doesn't like the "Game Over" music!

Sawma in bath: Uhm... I should look for some clothes!

The whole CIMA The Enemy Staff: YEAH DO THAT! WE DON'T LIKE NAKED MEN!

#nosmileys#nosmileys#nosmileys

[TheLostGamer]

Game over music? Being such a fantastic video game player, I never died and therefore never saw the game over music! ... Okay, that was a lie. But it's true, game over music isn't good. It's always sad and instrumental and all.

But I guess the naked men thing is a bit more troublesome than some game over music! Unless Sawma was taking a bubble bath, because then the water would be all bubbly and you wouldn't be able to see what's underneath it. That could be a strange strategy, by the way. Ark can't see what's under the bubbles, and what's under the bubbles is a weapon and Sawma can whip it out unexpectedly and destroy him!

[TheLostGamer]

Oh, and also, who knew the exploding instruments made a sound like *Boink*