Post by TheLostGamer on Aug 26, 2005 8:08:21 GMT 1
In case you didn't know, I gave a poll about who Ark should date, and Ivy, Emmy and Ileyda had a three-way tie. But which one of those girls should he date? There's only one way to find out...
Tom: Hello everyone and welcome to..."THE DATING GAME"! I'm Tom Bradov and I'll be your host tonight! We've got a great bachelor tonight, named Ark J.! Why don't you say hello, Ark?
Ark: Hello everyone!
Tom: Hoping to find a good date tonight?
Ark: Yep!
Tom: Okay, we'll hear more about Ark later, but now, Ark, you have to go away while I introduce...THE BACHELORETTES!
Tom walks over to the bachelorettes, while Ark goes away so he doesn't hear Tom talk to the ladies.
Tom: We have three lovely ladies here, any one of whom could be chosen for the big date! And they are...ILEYDA!
Ileyda: Hello, Tom!
Tom: EMMY!
Emmy: Yay, I'm on TV!
Tom: PHILIS!
Philis: Hey everyone!
Tom: AND...IVY!
Ivy: I can't believe I agreed to go on this show again.
Tom: Me neither...I mean, LET'S BRING THE BACHELOR BACK IN!!!
Ark returns.
Tom: Okay, let's start "THE DATING GAME"! First off, it's time to let the contestants learn a little more about each other. Ladies, our bachelor is a handsome Gate Guardian, who is dedicated to protecting everyone! And as I understand, you're just as dedicated to having a nice date tonight, right?
Ark: That's right!
Tom: Our first bachelorette is a distinguished brunette who loves strong men!
Ark: No problem there!
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: And our second bachelorette is a real cutie who likes horses!
Ark: A real cutie, you say?
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Now, now, Bachelor, you don't get to see the ladies until the end of the show! Our third bachelorette is a blonde beauty, who is just waiting for the perfect man!
Ark: Waiting for me, eh?
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: And finally, our fouth bachelorette is a strong, determined woman!
Ark: I can live with that!
Tom: Okay! Now, here's the catch, Ark: Not all of our contestants are the same age!
Ark: Really?
Tom: They're all of varying ages. That way, it'll be a surprise how old your date is! Will she turn out to be your age, or older, or younger?
Ark: We'll have to find out!
Tom: Yes we will! And, by the way, you won't be able to tell how old they are from their voices for some reason. So LET'S START THE GAME!!! Bachelor, ask some questions!
Ark: How many questions?
Tom: One per bachelorette!
Ark: That's not a lot of questions!
Tom: Yes, but the author of this story has a hard time thinking up questions!
Ark: Okay. Bachelorette Number One, hello.
Ileyda: Hello!
Ark: So, what is your favorite pizza topping?
Ileyda: Pepperoni.
Ark: Okay...Bachelorette Number Two. I heard you like horses.
Emmy: I do!
Ark: Where would you like to be if we went horseback riding?
Emmy: On the horse.
Ark: Um...okay. Bachelorette Number Three, there's this one girl I work with who is so annoying: she always tries to act like she's smarter than me but never helps during boss fights. In your opinion, who would be the worst person to work with?
Philis: I'd say...the girl who goes on a date with your secret crush!
Ark: Good answer! Bachelorette number four, same question.
Ivy: Oh, no question about it, I KNOW who the worst person to work with is. He's my co-worker who always tries to be in charge, when he's about as talented as a dead porcupine. It's so annoying!
Ark: Hm, he sounds like a real loser!
Ivy: He is!
Ark: Maybe as big of a loser as the girl I hate!
Ivy: Yeah, the two of them sound like they should hook up together!
Tom: All right bachelor, who will you date?
Ark: I'm going to go with bachelorette number...four!
Audience: (cheers)
Tom: And why is that?
Ark: We seemed to have the most to talk about!
Tom: Good reason! Let's get our two lovebirds together. Ark, meet Ivy!
The curtain or whatever it is that separates Ark from the ladies is withdrawn.
Ark: IVY???
Ivy: ARK???
Tom: Oh ho, it appears they know each other!
Ark: We work together! We're partners!
Tom: And now you're dating each other! Because you're going to...RESTARAUNT ROMANCE!!! Will the two of them fall in love? It's hard not to, at such a romantic setting!
Philis: (gasps) NO!!!
---
Later that night, Ark and Ivy are at Restaurant Romance.
Ark: It feels so strange to be dating you.
Ivy: Why?
Ark: I've never thought that you and I would...you know...
Ivy: Become more than just partners?
Ark: Yeah...
Philis is nearby, listening to them.
Philis: (whispering to herself) You're never going to become more than just partners if I have anything to say about it! I'm going to ruin that date with my foolproof waitress disguise!
Philis puts on a fake moustache, then walks over to Ark and Ivy's table.
Ivy: Who was that stupid co-worker you were talking about?
Ark: Uh...no one.
Philis: (trying to disguise her voice) Hello, I am your waitress today, Phil...um...Philisette.
Ark: Hello Philisette.
Philis: Oh, hello you big cutie! You are very handsome!
Ivy: Hey! Ark, you're on a date with me! Don't flirt with the waitress!
Ark: I wasn't trying to!
Philis: It's okay, cutie! I think you're handsome anyway! So, what do you want to order, cutie?
Ark: Um...I'll have the steak.
Philis: Great! I'll get it for you, cutie!
Philis walks away.
Ivy: (calling to Philis) Hey, Philisette, what about my order???
Philis: (calling back) Um...you're fat enough as it is!
Ivy: [Naughty words deleted]
Philis: (whispering to herslf) Ha ha! Now that Ivy's upset, she won't get romantic with Ark! Their date is as good as ruined!
Ark: Why do you want to ruin our date?
Philis did not notice Ark and Ivy following her, in an attempt to get Ivy's order.
Ark: Philisette, I'm sure you're nice and all, but I just met you!
Ivy: Hey...wait...how did you know our names? We never introduced ourselves to you!
Philis: Um...it was a lucky guess...
Ark: Wait a second, if you're a girl, why do you a have moustache?
Philis: Um...er...um...
Ark: Let's see who you REALLY are!
Ark rips off her moustache.
Ark: Philis!
Ivy: Why are trying to ruin our date?
Philis: Because...I...I...I LOVE YOU, ARK!!!
Ark: Philis, I-
The lights flutter, and two strangers come in. They are a girl and boy about Ark and Ivy's age. They look strangely familiar.
Strangers: NOOOOO!!!
Ark: Who the heck are you?
Girl: It's us, Emmy and Halley!
Everyone: WHA???
Halley: From the future! We're here to stop you!
Ark: Stop me from what?
Emmy: From falling in love with Philis! See, what happens is that you decide to date Philis instead of Ivy, and Ivy becomes so mad that she becomes an evil CIMA!
Ark: No way!
Halley: Yes way! At the next Gate Guardian meeting, she kills all of them, including you! Then CIMA takes over the world and enslaves all humans!
Ivy: I would never do that!
Emmy: It's true! Halley and I managed to escape and find Jestera, Jester's twin sister! She taught us how to become Gate Guardians!
Halley: After she trained us, we found a time machine, and we went back to now to stop Ivy from ever turning evil!
Ivy: Okay, now, hold on. I would never turn evil and take over the world!
Halley: Yes you do!
Ivy: No I won't!
Emmy: You'd become evil even over something stupid like me kissing Ark. Watch!
Emmy kisses Ark on the cheek.
Ivy: (evil scream)
Emmy: Whoops.
Halley: Great going, Emmy!
Ivy: I AM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD NOW!!!
Ark: Ivy, isn't that overreacting a little? I'll still have my date with you!
Ivy mutates into a monstrous creature.
Ark: I guess that's a "no".
Ivy: I WILL KILL YOU, GATE GUARDIANS!
Halley: Ark, Emmy, run!
Ark: No way! I don't run from fights!
Halley: Come on!
Halley grabs Ark and runs away. Emmy runs alongside them, pulling a device out of her pocket.
Emmy: I'll set us to go back home!
Emmy types in the device, puts it in her pocket, and grabs Halley. There is a flash of light, and all three of them disappear and reappear somewhere else.
Ark: Hey, where are we?
Halley: This is Ark and Ivy Town. After Ivy destroys it, that is.
Ark: Wait, we're in the future?
Emmy: Twelve years after Ivy takes over the world.
Halley: Jestera figured this would be the best place for us to hide.
Ark: Woah, hold it. Hold it.
They look at him.
Ark: This is turning out to be the worst date ever.
To be continued...
Tom: Hello everyone and welcome to..."THE DATING GAME"! I'm Tom Bradov and I'll be your host tonight! We've got a great bachelor tonight, named Ark J.! Why don't you say hello, Ark?
Ark: Hello everyone!
Tom: Hoping to find a good date tonight?
Ark: Yep!
Tom: Okay, we'll hear more about Ark later, but now, Ark, you have to go away while I introduce...THE BACHELORETTES!
Tom walks over to the bachelorettes, while Ark goes away so he doesn't hear Tom talk to the ladies.
Tom: We have three lovely ladies here, any one of whom could be chosen for the big date! And they are...ILEYDA!
Ileyda: Hello, Tom!
Tom: EMMY!
Emmy: Yay, I'm on TV!
Tom: PHILIS!
Philis: Hey everyone!
Tom: AND...IVY!
Ivy: I can't believe I agreed to go on this show again.
Tom: Me neither...I mean, LET'S BRING THE BACHELOR BACK IN!!!
Ark returns.
Tom: Okay, let's start "THE DATING GAME"! First off, it's time to let the contestants learn a little more about each other. Ladies, our bachelor is a handsome Gate Guardian, who is dedicated to protecting everyone! And as I understand, you're just as dedicated to having a nice date tonight, right?
Ark: That's right!
Tom: Our first bachelorette is a distinguished brunette who loves strong men!
Ark: No problem there!
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: And our second bachelorette is a real cutie who likes horses!
Ark: A real cutie, you say?
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Now, now, Bachelor, you don't get to see the ladies until the end of the show! Our third bachelorette is a blonde beauty, who is just waiting for the perfect man!
Ark: Waiting for me, eh?
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: And finally, our fouth bachelorette is a strong, determined woman!
Ark: I can live with that!
Tom: Okay! Now, here's the catch, Ark: Not all of our contestants are the same age!
Ark: Really?
Tom: They're all of varying ages. That way, it'll be a surprise how old your date is! Will she turn out to be your age, or older, or younger?
Ark: We'll have to find out!
Tom: Yes we will! And, by the way, you won't be able to tell how old they are from their voices for some reason. So LET'S START THE GAME!!! Bachelor, ask some questions!
Ark: How many questions?
Tom: One per bachelorette!
Ark: That's not a lot of questions!
Tom: Yes, but the author of this story has a hard time thinking up questions!
Ark: Okay. Bachelorette Number One, hello.
Ileyda: Hello!
Ark: So, what is your favorite pizza topping?
Ileyda: Pepperoni.
Ark: Okay...Bachelorette Number Two. I heard you like horses.
Emmy: I do!
Ark: Where would you like to be if we went horseback riding?
Emmy: On the horse.
Ark: Um...okay. Bachelorette Number Three, there's this one girl I work with who is so annoying: she always tries to act like she's smarter than me but never helps during boss fights. In your opinion, who would be the worst person to work with?
Philis: I'd say...the girl who goes on a date with your secret crush!
Ark: Good answer! Bachelorette number four, same question.
Ivy: Oh, no question about it, I KNOW who the worst person to work with is. He's my co-worker who always tries to be in charge, when he's about as talented as a dead porcupine. It's so annoying!
Ark: Hm, he sounds like a real loser!
Ivy: He is!
Ark: Maybe as big of a loser as the girl I hate!
Ivy: Yeah, the two of them sound like they should hook up together!
Tom: All right bachelor, who will you date?
Ark: I'm going to go with bachelorette number...four!
Audience: (cheers)
Tom: And why is that?
Ark: We seemed to have the most to talk about!
Tom: Good reason! Let's get our two lovebirds together. Ark, meet Ivy!
The curtain or whatever it is that separates Ark from the ladies is withdrawn.
Ark: IVY???
Ivy: ARK???
Tom: Oh ho, it appears they know each other!
Ark: We work together! We're partners!
Tom: And now you're dating each other! Because you're going to...RESTARAUNT ROMANCE!!! Will the two of them fall in love? It's hard not to, at such a romantic setting!
Philis: (gasps) NO!!!
---
Later that night, Ark and Ivy are at Restaurant Romance.
Ark: It feels so strange to be dating you.
Ivy: Why?
Ark: I've never thought that you and I would...you know...
Ivy: Become more than just partners?
Ark: Yeah...
Philis is nearby, listening to them.
Philis: (whispering to herself) You're never going to become more than just partners if I have anything to say about it! I'm going to ruin that date with my foolproof waitress disguise!
Philis puts on a fake moustache, then walks over to Ark and Ivy's table.
Ivy: Who was that stupid co-worker you were talking about?
Ark: Uh...no one.
Philis: (trying to disguise her voice) Hello, I am your waitress today, Phil...um...Philisette.
Ark: Hello Philisette.
Philis: Oh, hello you big cutie! You are very handsome!
Ivy: Hey! Ark, you're on a date with me! Don't flirt with the waitress!
Ark: I wasn't trying to!
Philis: It's okay, cutie! I think you're handsome anyway! So, what do you want to order, cutie?
Ark: Um...I'll have the steak.
Philis: Great! I'll get it for you, cutie!
Philis walks away.
Ivy: (calling to Philis) Hey, Philisette, what about my order???
Philis: (calling back) Um...you're fat enough as it is!
Ivy: [Naughty words deleted]
Philis: (whispering to herslf) Ha ha! Now that Ivy's upset, she won't get romantic with Ark! Their date is as good as ruined!
Ark: Why do you want to ruin our date?
Philis did not notice Ark and Ivy following her, in an attempt to get Ivy's order.
Ark: Philisette, I'm sure you're nice and all, but I just met you!
Ivy: Hey...wait...how did you know our names? We never introduced ourselves to you!
Philis: Um...it was a lucky guess...
Ark: Wait a second, if you're a girl, why do you a have moustache?
Philis: Um...er...um...
Ark: Let's see who you REALLY are!
Ark rips off her moustache.
Ark: Philis!
Ivy: Why are trying to ruin our date?
Philis: Because...I...I...I LOVE YOU, ARK!!!
Ark: Philis, I-
The lights flutter, and two strangers come in. They are a girl and boy about Ark and Ivy's age. They look strangely familiar.
Strangers: NOOOOO!!!
Ark: Who the heck are you?
Girl: It's us, Emmy and Halley!
Everyone: WHA???
Halley: From the future! We're here to stop you!
Ark: Stop me from what?
Emmy: From falling in love with Philis! See, what happens is that you decide to date Philis instead of Ivy, and Ivy becomes so mad that she becomes an evil CIMA!
Ark: No way!
Halley: Yes way! At the next Gate Guardian meeting, she kills all of them, including you! Then CIMA takes over the world and enslaves all humans!
Ivy: I would never do that!
Emmy: It's true! Halley and I managed to escape and find Jestera, Jester's twin sister! She taught us how to become Gate Guardians!
Halley: After she trained us, we found a time machine, and we went back to now to stop Ivy from ever turning evil!
Ivy: Okay, now, hold on. I would never turn evil and take over the world!
Halley: Yes you do!
Ivy: No I won't!
Emmy: You'd become evil even over something stupid like me kissing Ark. Watch!
Emmy kisses Ark on the cheek.
Ivy: (evil scream)
Emmy: Whoops.
Halley: Great going, Emmy!
Ivy: I AM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD NOW!!!
Ark: Ivy, isn't that overreacting a little? I'll still have my date with you!
Ivy mutates into a monstrous creature.
Ark: I guess that's a "no".
Ivy: I WILL KILL YOU, GATE GUARDIANS!
Halley: Ark, Emmy, run!
Ark: No way! I don't run from fights!
Halley: Come on!
Halley grabs Ark and runs away. Emmy runs alongside them, pulling a device out of her pocket.
Emmy: I'll set us to go back home!
Emmy types in the device, puts it in her pocket, and grabs Halley. There is a flash of light, and all three of them disappear and reappear somewhere else.
Ark: Hey, where are we?
Halley: This is Ark and Ivy Town. After Ivy destroys it, that is.
Ark: Wait, we're in the future?
Emmy: Twelve years after Ivy takes over the world.
Halley: Jestera figured this would be the best place for us to hide.
Ark: Woah, hold it. Hold it.
They look at him.
Ark: This is turning out to be the worst date ever.
To be continued...