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Post by AgentBlueMajesty on Feb 16, 2005 23:57:34 GMT 1
I suppose this is the right board for this... Well, the title says it all, so let's get started.
Yurald: I'm sick of being a pacifist old man! Jean, gimmie one of them scalpels! *beats up a CIMA*
Diana: I love you, Rick! You're so manly! ;D
Rick: Ha! You CIMA don't scare me! I'll blow all of your ***'s to bits with my amazing pink fire!
Vanrose: Whatever you say, Ark!
Doug: I don't care what you kids do. Just keep off my lawn!
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TheLostGamer
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Post by TheLostGamer on Feb 17, 2005 6:47:13 GMT 1
Shelley: Vanrose, I'm leaving you for Rick. He looks so hot with that hat!
Ivy: Ark, this is your fault. You never paid any attention in class! Ark: No, it's your fault! I never paid attention in class because I was busy fantasizing about you!
Esswood: Let me explain what the Base is.
Pike: You know, you guys worked so hard to get to this final dungeon...I'm gonna be nice and just let you go through.
Vanrose: Hey, has everyone seen my Richard Nixon impression?
Ivy: ! Ark: What the - what kind of teleport trap is this? Ivy: It didn't teleport all of you; all it did was teleport your pants! Ark: Ah, I see. Ah...this feels so much better. Philis: I agree!
Sawma: You know, sometimes I have problems with low self-esteem.
Falcken: A train?! That's my ultimate battle form?! A Falcken' train?! What the hell is that?!
Doug: Hey, it doesn't matter if you killed my daughter! That was like 20 years ago! Stop living in the past, man!
Genox: I think I'll quit this dungeon designing business and follow my dream: becoming a seamstress!
Rooda Youth: Welcome to Chicago!
Telmia: (anything interesting)
Philis: Ivy, you back off of Ark! He is my man!
Halley: You know, Ark, you're not really that great.
Ark: Screw protecting everybody. I'm getting out of here as fast as I can!
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Post by SinReVi on Feb 17, 2005 18:17:57 GMT 1
Jester (in battle) : Don't protect the people! And also don't escape with them! Save me of this Pike-guy!
Pike: You can kill me easily!
Ivy: Ark is the nicest guy I know.
Ark: Ivy is my best friend!
Genox: You know, I really have read to many story-books.
Doug: I finally remember how to spell the name of my wife Ileyda right!
Pike: It is totally safe to let these majesties explode!
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Post by TheLostGamer on Feb 17, 2005 21:19:56 GMT 1
Vanrose: I think I'll quit my job as mayor and beomce a hippie. Peace on!
Jean: Telmia? Sick? Well, she's done for. Let's move on. Halley: Sure thing, dad!
Emmy: Ivy, you wuss!
Jester: I miss my teddy bear.
Sawma: I was going to fight you, but I'm kind of tired right now. How about a quick game of Scrabble instead?
Ileyda: Doug...if you die without me... Doug: Don't say that! It's not going to happen! Ileyda: But if it does...I'm going to marry Vanrose.
Diana: That's it, Rick! This engagement is over! I'm going to find someone who can protect me! Ark: Pick me, pick me! Vanrose: No way, I got dibs!
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Post by AgentBlueMajesty on Feb 18, 2005 1:19:40 GMT 1
Haha, these are getting good.
Yurald (with a machine gun): *** *******!! DIEEE!!
Shelly: Guns are bad.
Vanrose: So do you think the CIMA are trying to... Ark: Trying to what? Vanrose: I dunno, I was hoping you could finish that.
Jester: You can't have the purple majesty! It's MINE! All mine!
Ark: ... ...? ...!!
Pike: Argh, I be a pirate!
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Post by SinReVi on Feb 18, 2005 15:32:27 GMT 1
Jean and Eberle: Halley, Emmy, you can sacifice yourselves! We can live without you!
Emmy: Philis is soooooooooo bad in cooking!
Doug: I trust all Gate Guardians!
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TheLostGamer
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Post by TheLostGamer on Feb 19, 2005 2:11:45 GMT 1
Vanrose: That's who Jester is fighting? Can he win? Ark: Honestly...we don't know. Vanrose: Whatever.
Jester: This dungeon is about to collapse, and I'm taking Pike with me!! Ark: What do you mean...? Jester: To the Prom, of course! I needed a date!
Pike: Jester is ALIVE!
Ivy: I bet there's something only you can do! Halley: You mean like burp the alphabet? Ivy: Um...never mind.
Genox: How about the part where you found the boy? Talk about boring!
Rooda Youth: This is Village of Rooda. Ark: Hey, thanks for the info!
(The bridge collapses. Halley and Emmy fall down) Ark: Halley...! Emmy...!! Doug: Ah, it's no big deal. I didn't like those brats anyway.
Halley: A giant snowball...Awesome! Emmy: Can we make a snowman? Vanrose: Sure, let's make a snowman!
Ark: I'm used to being complimented.
Ark: Priest! Yurald: I have a name, you know.
Halley: You know what I noticed? Shelley: What? Halley: CIMA don't seem to come as close as they usually do. Shelley: What the hell are you talking about? Halley: Uh, forget it.
Philis: Thank you so much, Ark. Ark: I...was just doing my job, that's all. Halley: Ark's getting red! Ark: No I'm not... Emmy: You're all red like a balloon! Ark: Shut the %#@ up, Emmy!
Doug: I lost the daughter I loved because I believed you Gate Guardians! Ark: ...... Doug: It was twenty years ago...the Gate Guardians challenged us villagers to a friendly game of Hide and Seek. My daughter said she had a new hiding spot where they'd never find her. And...they never did. So it's the Gate Guardians' fault that I lost my daughter!
Ivy: Am I interrupting a private conversation...? Ark: Yes, go away.
Sawma: ...Huff...puff...I'm going to blow your house down!
Jean: Don't being any injuries to me. Let Eberle take care of them.
Telmia: Help me...!! (she collapses) Eberle: Oh no! She's injured! Telmia: (gets up) No, I just slipped.
Jean: No...I can't avail here...We can only save four of us! I want to save all of you instead! Halley: Good plan, Dad!
Diana: If you were a man, you'd do less talking and more acting! Rick: Sexist!
Ark: That's what they named this town. Ark & IVY Town. Ivy: Um...why is Ivy capitalized?
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Post by SinReVi on Feb 20, 2005 19:51:26 GMT 1
Ileyda: I am going to win the beauty contest!
Pike *gets machine* Ark: What the...? A machine? Why don't you go into your battleform?! Pike: Because my real form is a cute little bunny with huge ears
Falcken: Waaah, I want a wig!
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Post by bad guy on Feb 22, 2005 20:42:00 GMT 1
Ark: MOMMY!!!!!!!!! THERE IS A CIMA OVER THERE! CIMA: i'm a CIMA! (CIMA's can't talk!) Rooda Youth: This is Village of Doom!
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Post by AgentBlueMajesty on Feb 23, 2005 4:47:36 GMT 1
Lol, LostGamer, some of yours are funny because they're true. Ahem... Elvira: I don't like bugs. *Falcken turns into his battle form* Ark: ya know, I thought you were pretty badass until a second ago. Halley, Emmy, or Phillis: I stink at finding things.
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Post by bad guy on Feb 24, 2005 19:55:05 GMT 1
Pike: You are my best friend! Jester: Frieeeeeeeeeeends.................... Ark: But what about me? Pike: KILL YOURSELF! Ark: Pike and Jester: FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDS...............................
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Post by SinReVi on Feb 24, 2005 22:03:14 GMT 1
Ivy: Oh look! Ark won the intelligence contest!
Genox: This is not my real hair, this is Falcken's hair!
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Post by TheLostGamer on Feb 25, 2005 8:23:23 GMT 1
Jester: This mine is way shallower than I thought it would be.
Falcken: I'm looking for the Plug. Ark: You mean like hair plugs? Being bald isn't that bad, is it?
Ivy: Don't be fooled, Halley! Ark was shaking in his boots a second ago! So, if CIMA does appear, hide behind me, OK? Ark: Don't lie to children! Ivy: I'll lie to children whenever I want to!
Claude: You know, I'm not really an important character.
Pike: How many times have we battled like this, Jester? Jester: Twice? I dunno. I wasn't keeping count.
Doug: Ileyda! What happened...Where's Falcken?... Ark: Eberle saved you, dear! [note: this appeared in the game, but I think it belongs under the list of things the characters of CIMA would never say anyway.]
Rick: Hey, does this top hat make me look like Abraham Lincoln? Does it? Diana: No. Rick: Aw...
Ark: Ahhh...ah-choo! Halley: What you caught a cold, Ark? Ark: No, I'm allergic to CIMA.
Halley: Rick's not very brave, is he? Rick: LIES! EAT PINK FIRE, INFIDEL!!! (shoots pink fire at Halley) Halley: Ah! It's pink!
Esswood: Open up! Guard: Um, okay...my mother never hugged me when I was a child...sometimes I still cry about that... Esswood: I mean open the gate! Guard: Oh.
Shelley: Keep teasing Ark, Diana!
Jester: I didn't realize this mine was so deep, Chief Esswood. (time passes) Jester: I didn't realize we had this much! Esswood: Do you realize anything, dummy?
Emmy: You're a liar! You said we would all be together! Why did you lie to me? Ivy: Because I'm secretly a CIMA. Emmy: Oh.
14 pioneers of the first immigration group are heading west to the land they have never seen... Ark: Hey, Ivy? Ivy: Yes? Ark: I just realized something. How can we be riding a train to the frontier? I mean, the town doesn't exist yet, but it already has a train station? That doesn't make sense! Ivy: Do not question the plot. Ark: And fourteen pioneers? Shouldn't it be thirteen pioneers and a train conductor? 'Cause Claude doesn't stay on the frontier. Ivy: I said do not question the plot!
Jester: Never forget: we draw swords only to protect life! Otherwise we become the same as CIMA! Ivy: Hey!
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Post by bad guy on Feb 27, 2005 20:24:45 GMT 1
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Post by SinReVi on Mar 1, 2005 17:23:45 GMT 1
Ark: Yeah, it's the name of the town. Ark & IVY Town. Eveyone agreed with the name. Ivy F: ...What a strange name!... What kind of idiot calls himself "Eveyone"?!
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