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Post by bad guy on Mar 1, 2005 21:12:55 GMT 1
Pike: I want to show you my teddybear collection!
Emmy: I want to show you my dinosaur collection!
Diana: I want to show you my collection of Rick-dolls!
Yurald: I want to show you my collection of machine guns!
CIMA: I want to show you my collection of candy!
Ark: I want to show you my collection of myself!
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Post by SinReVi on Mar 1, 2005 21:57:43 GMT 1
Yurald: I'm actually the older version of Yurist and I escaped to the game CIMA The Enemy because I'm scared of the Sinistrals! (people who have played Lufia The Legend Returns know what I'm talking about )
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Post by TheLostGamer on Mar 4, 2005 5:51:35 GMT 1
Pike: Ha ha ha...I'm glad to see you're all well...Now, have you ever wondered why we locked you up in the dungeon one by one? Ark: No. Pike: Really? Not even a little bit. Ark: Nope, not even a little bit. Pike: Aw... Ivy: Ark...you look so hot in those pants! Sawma: Woah, "Days of our Lives" is on! I gotta go! We'll fight later, okay? Diana: If you ever punch me, I can forgive you. Rick: Sweet... Philis: Ark, I think...I love...Yurald. Yurald: Sorry, I'm in love with Ivy. Ivy: Sorry, I'm in love with Genox. Genox: Sorry, I'm in love with bacon. Philis: ...... Ivy: ...... Yurald: ...... Genox: What? Bacon is delicious! Ark: All right! The boss is dead! No CIMA stands a chance against the Arkster! Ivy: Did you just call yourself "the Arkster"? Ark: Yes. Ivy: Don't do that. (at Jester's grave) Ivy: Jester...You can watch over the town from here. Please keep protecting the people. Ark: How is he going to do that if he's dead? Jester: Now, listen to these orders, and don't forget them! First, use the R Button to bring up the crosshairs. Select the people you want to move and point where to move them. They will follow your orders. The center icon is to move all 4 of them to a point. Let's use this icon now. You can point up to 3 locations. When you decide where to point, push the A Button or the R Button. If you push the A Button, those selected 4 people will start moving to the point. If you push the R Button, all 14 of them will head to the point. Right now, we'll use the R Button. Point carefully and lead the people to that corridor. Ark: ZZZ...snore...ZZZ... Claude: Does anyone have some jello? Bill Cosby: I do! Claude: Cool! Can I have some? Bill Cosby: No way! It's my jello! Claude: I'm applying the brakes, but we're not stopping for some reason! Ark: Gee, maybe the brakes are broken. Claude: Yeah, that's probably it. Ark: Claude, we're heading straight for a Gate! Claude: Hmmm...I knew I should have gotten that "I brake for gates" bumper sticker for the train! Pike: I'll kill you, Jester! Jester: No, I'm going to kill you! But first...how many CIMA does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Pike: How many? Jester: Two! Pike: ...I don't get it.
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Post by TheLostGamer on Mar 4, 2005 6:18:27 GMT 1
Ark: Claude, we're going to go right into a Gate! Hit the brakes! Claude: I'm trying! Ark: It's not working! Try harder! Claude: Come on, give me a break! Ha ha ha! Ark: That's not funny.
Ark: The train took us into this Gate World... Jester: Well, it looks like this is a good place for training, huh?
(after the boss fight in Silver Snow) Halley: Uncle Ark, Ivy, you did it! You're both so strong! Gate Guardians are so cool! Ark: Do you really mean that, or are you just snowing us, Halley?
Youth: This is the village of Rooda. Ark: Hey, I didn't say anything. How rude-a you to talk to strangers!
Sawma: I'm going to kill you now. Ark: I'm not scared! I bet you only seem-a difficult.
Genox: How did you manage to beat all three parts of the dragon? Ark: I guess I'm just on fire today! Genox: Rrr...that kind of lame joke really burns me up! Ark: Really? I lava them! Genox: Whatever, Mr. Hotshot.
Ark: I'm sure Halley and Emmy will be safe going across the bridge. Doug: Really? Ark: No, I'm just kiding.
Doug: Ileyda is dying! Eberle: Don't worry, I can nurse his wounds.
Claude: Ah! Lightning! Ark: Look out for that, Conductor!
Doug: Ark, why did you dive into that pit after Philis? Ark: I guess I'm falling for her! Philis: Oh, Ark, your wordplay is so clever! I must have you! Ark: Really? Philis: No, not really.
Doug: Ark, diving into the pit after Philis was a bad idea! Ark: I know, I skinned my knees because of it. Philis: Ark! There are CIMA all around us! Ark: Oh boy, this is some scrape I've gotten us into!
Rick: I don't want to get in a fight with Diana. Ark: Best not to engage her in combat, eh?
Doug: A fight with a CIMA? I'll hammer it!
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Post by bad guy on Mar 4, 2005 18:26:42 GMT 1
Ark: Its a me! Mario! O wait, wrong text! : HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! oops! wrong game! Ark: *playing a game and is almost at the end of the level* Doug: youre gonna make it! Ivy: youre gonna make it! : youre gonna make it! oops! wrong game! rick: youre gonna make it! Pike: youre gonna make it! Vanrose: youre not gonna make it...
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Post by SinReVi on Mar 4, 2005 21:55:55 GMT 1
*Sawma warps in* Ark: CIMA! Sawma: My name is Sawma, not Seema! Ark: No, I said CIMA not Seema! Sawma: See ya! Ark: CIYA? What's that?!
Pike: Yo! I am Pike Nighttrap and you just arrived in Night Trap and watch out you don't walk into my trap in night.
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I pronounce Rooda like: R oo like "oh" da
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Post by TheLostGamer on Mar 6, 2005 3:41:12 GMT 1
Telmia: Hey, Claude? Claude: Yes? Telmia: Want to form an unimportant character club? Claude: Totally!
Philis: Ark...when I see you fight CIMA...it makes me realize I wouldn't care if you died.
Pike: Your sword cannot pierce my armor! Ark: Maybe, but I know what can...(whips out a guitar) the power of ROCK!!!
Emmy: Dude, this place isn't scary at all.
Vanrose: I still don't trust you! Ark: Why not? Vanrose: 'Cause I'm a jerk!
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I was thinking "oo" like in "moo" or "poo" or "kangaroo
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Post by SinReVi on Mar 6, 2005 17:53:37 GMT 1
Vanrose: Ik houd van roos.
Claude: Hey! Let's jump of this island! We don't need to go to Pike's Island to go back to earth! Ark: That's a good idea!
Rooda Youth: This is the village of- Ark: SHUT UP!
Rick: WAAAAAAAH! Where is the toilet in this world?!
Rick: This is not so scary after all..
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Post by bad guy on Mar 6, 2005 20:49:39 GMT 1
Ark: let it snow! let it snow! let it snow! Vanrose: *throws a snowball at Ark* Ark: HEY! Vanrose: what?? you wanted snow! Ark: let it snow! let it snow! let it snow! and no snowballs please! Vanrose: *throws a snowman* Ark: HEY! Vanrose: what?? you wanted snow exept snowballs! Ark: let it snow! let it snow! let it snow! and no snowballs or snowmans please! Vanrose:* makes a snowstorm* Ark: HEY! Vanrose: what?? you wanted snow exept snowballs or snowmans! Ark: let it snow! let it snow! let it snow! *nothing happens* Ark: HEY!! Vanrose: what?? you wanted snow exept snowballs,snowmans or snowstorms! and i can't make snow! Ark:
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Post by SinReVi on Mar 18, 2005 14:41:21 GMT 1
Genox: I don't like snow!
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Post by bad guy on Mar 19, 2005 20:32:24 GMT 1
falcken: BEHOLD MY NEW TRANSFORMATION!!!!!!! *falcken transforms in * ark: is that it???? falcken: what? ark: youre still looks likes yourselve but then with a tank! falcken: I'M THE TANK!!!!!! ark: but who is that guy on youre back? o wait i'm standing on youre back!
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Post by SinReVi on Mar 19, 2005 22:11:23 GMT 1
falcken: BEHOLD MY NEW TRANSFORMATION!!!!!!! *falcken transforms in * ark: is that it???? falcken: what? ark: youre still looks likes yourselve but then with a tank! falcken: I'M THE TANK!!!!!! ark: but who is that guy on youre back? o wait i'm standing on youre back! And since when does Ark looks like the evil prince Klaus of Gratze ?:P
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Post by bad guy on Mar 20, 2005 15:33:05 GMT 1
falcken: BEHOLD MY ULTLIMATE TRANSFORMATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*transforms in a * ark: o no!!!! tell me this is not true!!!!!! I never beat a monster like that! #nosmileys#nosmileys#nosmileys
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Post by TheLostGamer on Mar 22, 2005 7:23:24 GMT 1
Yurald: Rick, everyone gets scared. You just a little bit more. Rick: But why is that? Yurald: Because you're a wimp.
Elvira: Beware! I have scary bosses for you to fight! Flowers and spiders! Boo... Rick: Dude, that's lame, and I fight using pink fire. Elvira: Yeah, you're right...
Falcken: I'm not really evil...I've just been a little sensitive since I lost my hair. Ark: When did you lose your hair? Falcken: Forty years ago...it still hurts.
Vanrose: Rick! Do something! Rick: Okay! (pulls a rabbit out of his hat) Vanrose: Um...what did you do? Rick: I pulled a rabbit out of my hat! I call him Mr. Hoppy. Isn't he cuuuuuute? Vanrose: A rabbit?! Rabbits are totally useless! Rick: Don't listen to him, Mr. Hoppy. He's just jealous.
Genox: PREPARE TO DIE, PUNY HUMAN!
Philis: Does anyone want some cookies? I just baked a fresh batch!
Shelley: Diana, I don't know what you're talking about. Rick is HOT! Rick: You think so? Shelley: Hell yeah! Why don't you marry me? Rick: Okay! Vanrose: Great, and I can marry Diana! Claude: Sorry, she's my girl. Varnose: Darn...
Doug: Whoops, my arthritis is acting up again...
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Post by SinReVi on Mar 22, 2005 22:19:03 GMT 1
Pike: I look like a bird...
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