TheLostGamer
Pioneer Defender
"Future's so bright...Gotta wear shades, Jon"
Posts: 224
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Post by TheLostGamer on May 13, 2005 22:38:17 GMT 1
Jester: Ark... Ark: Oh no, a ghost! Jester: Ark... Ark: Who...who are you? Jester: Ask who I was... Ark: Who were you? Jester: In life, I was your partner... Ivy: I'm Ark's partner! Ark: She's right! You imposter!
Philis: Mom, I like Ark. How can I tell him? Telmia: Hey, no fair! I like Ark! I'm going to tell him! Phillis: I saw him first!
Pike: I'm going to turn into my ultimate battle form... Ark: ? Ivy: He's turning into...CELINE DION!!! Pike/Celine: My heart will...go ooon and on...aaand ooon, and ooooooooooooooooooon aaaaaaaaannnnnnd oooooonnnn.... Everyone: NOOOO!!! PLEASE STOP!!! Ark: I surrender! Pike/Celine: All right! It worked!
Claude: CHEESE! CHEESE! I WANT SOME CHEESE!!!
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Post by SinReVi on May 23, 2005 20:35:34 GMT 1
Ark: Oooooooh Dianaaaaaaaaaaaa! I'll marry you! Shelley: Hooray!
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Post by AgentBlueMajesty on May 31, 2005 0:24:53 GMT 1
Ark: You know what? This is an RPG, right? Ivy: I think so. Ark: Well, what's an RPG without a hero who has a giant sword! *fuses majesties together to make an oversized blade* ^__^ ... woah, this is kinda heavy... *falls over*
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Post by SinReVi on Jun 6, 2005 17:30:46 GMT 1
Falcken: Hey! I have a gun! Let's use it!
Jester: My hair is gray, that means I am an old grandpa!
Ark: How do all these people fit on this tiny moving platform?!
Anyone: I am not glad that everybody is safe!
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Post by AgentBlueMajesty on Jun 14, 2005 20:58:56 GMT 1
Jester: Yay! I'm the only character with blood!
*SPOILERS*
Pike: So I killed Jester with a sword, but for no apparent reason I think I'll try to kill Ark with a gigantic machine.
Halley/Emmy: What? We're the plug? No way! We can't let Pike make us resonate with those majesties. *commit suicide* Pike: Aw dammit!
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Post by SinReVi on Jun 17, 2005 22:37:34 GMT 1
Yurald: LADADEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!
Jean: Halley, Emmy! Can you two move that switch? Halley: I think so! Jean: Then do it! Halley: No!
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TheLostGamer
Pioneer Defender
"Future's so bright...Gotta wear shades, Jon"
Posts: 224
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Post by TheLostGamer on Jul 12, 2005 8:38:27 GMT 1
Jester: Pike Nighttrap! Ark: Who? Jester: Pike, one of the strongest CIMA alive! You two take the pioneers and get out of here; I'll try to distract him! Ark: Okay!
Ark and Ivy run away.
Jester: Hey, Pike! See this majesty? It's purple!
Pike stabs Jester.
Jester: Damn, I thought that would distract him for sure.
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Post by AgentBlueMajesty on Jul 13, 2005 12:26:02 GMT 1
lol
*Esswood and Jester walk over to that gate where the guards are*
Esswood: Open up! Guards: No!
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Post by bad guy on Jul 15, 2005 15:01:03 GMT 1
*the guards walk over to that gate where Esswood and Jester are*
guard: open up! Esswood and Jester:NOOOO!!!!!
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Post by SinReVi on Jul 15, 2005 21:32:46 GMT 1
Genox: I am going to cut off my hair!
*after "Jean" changes into Genox* Halley: Yay! My father is CIMA! And he just changed into Genox!
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Post by SinReVi on Aug 6, 2005 18:12:58 GMT 1
Elizabeth:*comes back to life* Doug: Hooray! I don't need Philis anymore! Philis: Boohoo...
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Post by SinReVi on Sept 26, 2005 20:51:50 GMT 1
Vanrose: I love CIMA.
Girl in Rooda: Bad weather today.
Eberle: I am not afraid of heights!
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Post by bad guy on Oct 1, 2005 18:55:20 GMT 1
Halley: My hair is gray, that means I am an old grandpa!
Doug: My head is bald, that means I am a baby!
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Post by SinReVi on Oct 1, 2005 21:54:02 GMT 1
Rick: Hey, Ark! I've decided to name our baby Ark when we have one. Ark: I don't want a baby with you!
Rick: Hey, Ark! I've decided to name our baby Ark when we have one. Diana: Hey, shouldn't you ask me first if I like that name too?!
Rick: Hey, Ark! I've decided to name our baby Ark when we have one. All other men: We're going to do that too! *a few years later* Ark: I am going to call my baby Ark! Ark: Me too! *many years later* Grandpa Halley: Ark! It's time to eat! the 7534475854blablabla Ark's who live in Ark & Ivy Town: Which Ark? This city is full of Ark's!
Rick: Hey, Ark! I've decided to name our baby Ark when we have one. *later* *baby is a girl* Rick: I am going to call you Ark! Diana: Are you sure that's a good idea?
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Post by AgentBlueMajesty on Oct 17, 2005 2:21:03 GMT 1
(from opening cutscene) Jester: I had no idea this mine was so deep, Chief Esswood. Esswood: This is your first time here, Jester? Jester: Yes. Esswood: Ha, newb.
*SPOILERS*
Ark: Hey wait... if Ivy is a CIMA... then... how do I know the rest of you are human!? Aaaaaaah! ...By the way, Ivy, could you turn into a rifle or something instead?
*End SPOILERS*
Pike: Sooo.... Your name is Jester? Jester: Yeah. Pike: ... Well why aren't you very funny?
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