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Post by bad guy on Mar 24, 2005 19:57:16 GMT 1
bird: I look like Pike...
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Post by AgentBlueMajesty on Mar 28, 2005 17:41:08 GMT 1
*Everyone gets into the train to return to the Serface World*
Claude: Okay, everyone, I'm going to go at top speed!
*Train starts up, but goes off the tracks and falls over the side of the cliff*
Everyone: AAAAAHHHHH!
Falcken (the train): Hahaha! Yes! My ultimate battle form strikes again!
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Post by bad guy on Mar 28, 2005 19:41:42 GMT 1
Rick: I want to die now!
Philis: Ark... ah........ I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emmy: I'm scared if i'm with you Ark..
Philis: *with a flower in her hand*loves me.. loves me not.. loves me.. LOVES ME NOT! YAY!!!!!!!!!! ARK LOVES ME NOT! THIS IS MY BEST DAY EVER!
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Post by SinReVi on Mar 30, 2005 21:31:47 GMT 1
Ark: I believe in bad endings!
Doug: Everyone younger than me can die! You too Ileyda!
Yurald: You have truly come a long way, Rick...! Rick : Thanks, Pastor. But I can never win against Diana. Yurald : What the?!?! First everyone calls me Priest, and now you call me Pastor?! I prefer being called by my name, thank you...Which is Yurald, you ignorant lout.
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TheLostGamer
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"Future's so bright...Gotta wear shades, Jon"
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Post by TheLostGamer on Apr 2, 2005 5:38:06 GMT 1
Pike: Be prepared for my ultimate battle form! (Pike transforms into an old lady) Ark: Mom?! Ark's Mom: Ark, it's time for you to eat your spinach. Ark: NOOOOOOO!!!
Rick: I can't believe that CIMA disguised itself as Diana! Diana: You looked like you had fun beating it up. Rick: I sure did!
Genox: All right, I'll let you through...but only if Ivy agrees to date me! Ivy: Hmmm...I don't usually date green-haired people...but I guess you're good enough to date me. Genox: All right! I'm Ivy League material! Ivy: Okay, I am so not dating you anymore. Genox: Aw...Does anyone else want to go on a date with me? Philis: No. Telmia: No. Emmy: No. Eberle: No. Diana: No. Shelley: No. Ileyda: No. Genox: Darn! Elvira: (warping in) I'll date you! Genox: Hooray! Elvira: APRIL FOOLS!!! Genox: Darn!
Falcken: Beware my battle form! (turns into a train) Chugga chugga choo choo! Ark: A train?! Oh no!! We're doomed!! Claude: (heroically) I'll save us! Everyone: Hoo-ray!
Pike: Ark...I am your father! Ark: NOOOO!!!
Pike: Ark...I am your father! Ark: Daddy! (hugs him) I missed you so much, Daddy!
Doug: Shelley is hot. Ileyda: Totally.
Rick: Psst! Halley! Would you like to trade your slingshot for my magic wand? It shoots out pink fire! Halley: No way, that weapon is lame. Rick: Aw...I'm never going to get rid of this stupid wand!
Rick: (pointing his wand at CIMA) EXPECTO PATRONUM!!! Harry Potter: Hey! That's copyright infringement!
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Post by SinReVi on Apr 2, 2005 17:49:30 GMT 1
Pike and Genox: Hey! why do Elvira, Falcken and Sawma have normal skin-colors?! Sawma: Let's partyyyyyyyyyy! Falcken: If that stupid Singularity didn't get unleased on my head, then I would still have my all my hair! *in the battle with Falcken* Ark: This is the worst trainstation I've ever seen!
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Post by bad guy on Apr 2, 2005 20:11:54 GMT 1
*in the battle with falcken* falcken A: this is gonna youre hardest challenge! chugga cugga choo hoo!!!!! falcken B: hey! thats my line! and I AM THE REAL FALCKEN!! falcken C: I'M THE REAL FALCKEN!!! falcken A: I'M THE REAL FALCKEN YOU MORON!!! *falcken destroys himself* * in the theatre* Ark: thats the best show ever!!! everyone: BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TheLostGamer
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"Future's so bright...Gotta wear shades, Jon"
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Post by TheLostGamer on Apr 3, 2005 5:46:09 GMT 1
Falcken: Hey, does anyone have a bottle of shampoo I can borrow?
Elvira: Ha ha ha! I have flowers! Rick: (whimpers) Not flowers! Elvira: Yes, flowers! (gives them to Rick) They're for you. Rick: Aw, they're beautiful!
Christmas Carollers: (singing) The Halley and the Ivy...
Telmia: I lost my contact lens! Philis: Oh yeah? Well, I lost my pants! Telmia: You're wearing a skirt. Philis: Oh, that's right. (Ark turns to Ivy) Ark: How does Telmia know what Philis is wearing if she lost her contact lens? Ivy: Beats me. I'm wondering why she only has one contact lens. Pike: Hey, wait, I think that's mine!
Ark: ! Ivy: What is it? Ark: I've got to find a bathroom. Fast.
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Post by SinReVi on Apr 8, 2005 11:18:48 GMT 1
Rick: Will you stop talking about Vanrose all the time!?...If you like him so much, go marry the man!... Vanrose: yeah! Marry me!
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TheLostGamer
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Post by TheLostGamer on Apr 8, 2005 22:48:27 GMT 1
Philis: Mom, what happened to Dad? Telmia: Who?
Vanrose: I like to knit in my spare time.
Rick: (shoots out blue fire)
Halley: Can we get along with CIMA? Ark: No.
Pike: Welcome to the Village of Rooda!
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Post by SinReVi on Apr 9, 2005 14:51:42 GMT 1
Shelley: I think they're so cute when they bicker like that. Vanrose: Really? Just makes me fear for our lives even more... Shelley: Don't they remind you of your younger days? Vanrose U: Yes!
Doug: I love seeing young people die.
Ivy: Should we turn back...? Vanrose: Good idea! Let's stay here!
Ivy: Ark, maybe we should just go on to the next town? Ark: Which next town?
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Post by AgentBlueMajesty on Apr 11, 2005 20:34:35 GMT 1
Pike: All your "Base" are belong to us.
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Post by SinReVi on Apr 13, 2005 21:08:06 GMT 1
Ark: I am an amateur! Ivy: I am an amateur too! Jester: And I am the biggest amateur of the universe!
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Post by metroidhunter on May 11, 2005 12:19:30 GMT 1
Pike: I'm a cowboy
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Post by SinReVi on May 13, 2005 13:47:30 GMT 1
Claude: Hey! My train looked a lot longer on the box-art!
Claude: Helloooooooooo?! Can somebody build a toilet in this train?!
(anybody in the game) : Do not thank goodness!
Rick: I HATE YOU DIANA!
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